Connor stared into the searing spotlights and felt his mouth go completely dry. A salty drop of sweat stung his right eye. He was transfixed, unable to move. His mind was completely blank.
His focus changed to the mass ranks of his school mates and their shuffling parents who stared back at him. Most of them were willing him to find the first words of a sentence. Any sentence! Others sniggered at the large, bewildered boy, dressed as the Pied Piper of Hamelin, surrounded by twenty embarrassed rats.
Connor opened his mouth again and the audience leaned forward, hoping to catch the first utterance from the star of the drama group’s Christmas production. Ms DuFaye was whispering his opening line repeatedly at increasing volumes from the wings, until Connor remained the only person on stage or in the audience who didn’t know what he was meant to say.
“Good citizens of Hamelin, I hear you have a problem,” the director eventually called at full volume.
Connor couldn’t actually hear anything, because his ears were blocked by a huge false beard. This was a last minute addition by Mrs Spencer to try to make him look older. She had stuck it on way too tightly. That, and the huge green hat which covered the bits the beard didn’t, ensured Connor was deaf to any prompt.
In a complete panic, his thoughts darted around erratically, exactly when he needed to focus. Into his mind came the image of his best friend’s magical map. Connor pictured it on Freddie’s bedroom wall. If only it would appear in the school hall. If only! Connor would leap into the vortex to another time and place – any time and place but here, on this stage, right now.
Connor felt a sharp dig in his back. He turned to see the leading rat, Casey, mouthing at him. It sounded like, “Guusshh shizzizens uff Shammblin,” Then the rat looked at the audience, raised her huge painted eyebrows and shook her head. Connor could definitely hear the wave of laughter that followed. This was all so unfair. He’d only joined the group in October because Ruby had signed up. She’d left after two weeks, citing ‘artistic differences’ with Ms DuFaye. Great! So he’d had to persevere. It would look suspicious if he went as well, wouldn’t it? Everyone would rightly guess he fancied her.
What am I doing? Concentrate. Connor stared down at the recorder. He’d only started learning it five weeks ago... ‘Play something!’ Connor lifted the instrument and with trembling breath he improvised a tune composed entirely of squeaks and squawks, to the amazement of the audience, rats and townspeople of Hamelin. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Ms DuFaye burying her head in her hands.
Connor’s stage debut had got off to a disastrous start, but he suddenly picked out the encouraging faces of his friends Ruby and Freddie, smiling supportively and willing him on. Freddie’s mum and dad were alongside, beaming positivity out of the semi-darkness.
Spurred on by their presence, his performance burst into life, until five minutes later when, much to everyone’s amusement, and thanks to his nervous sweats loosening the grip of the glue, his beard fell off. It was highly embarrassing, but the bonus was he could suddenly hear and he only forgot his lines three more times during the first half.
Ms DuFaye’s fiancé had composed a haunting tune with which the Piper would lure the rats away just before the interval, and then the children in the dramatic finale. Connor was making a good job of it second time round, but Casey, now playing the Mayor’s child, accidentally on purpose trod on one of Connor’s baggy trailing trouser legs. His humiliation was complete as they slowly started falling down, and as he confided to Freddie later, “You try playing the recorder, walking, remembering your lines, acting, and holding up your trousers at the same time.”
He caught sight of Jasper, Kelvin and the gang on the front row, who had been made to attend as a detention. They must be loving this, Connor thought. The bully’s sneering smile and menacing blue eyes tracked Connor’s every move.
Jasper had been quiet since the episode at half term when Freddie, Connor and Ruby had left him and Kelvin encased in a frozen block of dirty washing and furniture, whilst they returned King Tutankhamun’s precious scarab. But that would all change now. The final image of the Piper hopping off with his trousers round his ankles would be impossible to live down – ever!
Connor’s completely disinterested mum and dad were the only people in a twenty-kilometre radius who had no idea about his disastrous acting debut.
Thankfully, Freddie’s parents whisked Connor away from the crime scene for some ‘celebration pizza’.
“You played a darlin’ Piper, Connor. I thought you looked wonderful. A beard really suits you,” gushed Freddie’s mum.
“I can see why there were no rats left in Hamelin with you on the case, Connor. A career in pest control beckons!” Mr Malone added, less helpfully.
As Connor finished the pizza the others had no room for, he melted inside at their attempts to be kind, but he knew his debut had been a total disaster.
Freddie sported a fixed grin of support, and Ruby passed him half her garlic bread saying, “It’s all right, I had some pasta with my brothers before the, er show.” She gripped his hand and squeezed it twice during the meal. That was definitely compensation for being bad in a play, Connor thought later, rubbing the spot Ruby had touched and vowing never to wash it again.
It was now the Christmas holidays, which was a huge relief to all. Connor was glad to escape the teasing shouts of ‘Pied Penguin’ echoing down the school corridors, and Freddie was on antibiotics for a bad chest infection, which wouldn’t clear up. And with school over for two weeks, Ruby had dyed the left side of her hair blue again, returning her to her preferred feisty look. Instead of meeting in the wintery cold at the old oak tree – their usual meeting place – Freddie and Connor headed over to Ruby’s house, protected from any chance conflict with Jasper and his cronies. An added bonus of being at Ruby’s was they could also avoid Finnegan and Kathleen, Freddie’s very grumpy, deaf and elderly great uncle and aunt. They were staying until New Year whilst their new flat was decorated. Avoiding contact with Finnegan was best for all concerned, especially for Connor, who felt he was the unfair target of the old man’s anger.
“Don’t forget, RooBeeRoo,” called Ruby’s mum as she headed out to work. “Pick up the twins at four thirty. Text me when you’ve done it please. Their food’s in the fridge.”
Ruby cringed at her mum’s use of her nickname in front of her friends, but Freddie hardly noticed; he seemed lost in his thoughts. “It’s getting ready, I can feel it. We’d better be prepared, guys.”
Next door, three packed rucksacks sat in Freddie’s wardrobe, ready and waiting. Their contents were constantly refined and Connor’s horde of sweets had been voted out, and more useful things put in its place, much to his dismay.
Whilst it had been Freddie’s second adventure in the vortex, it had been Connor and Ruby’s first, and they needed time to get their heads around what had happened last half term, when they were whisked 3,500 years back to Ancient Egypt. None of them knew when the magical world map would open again, and transport them along the vortex to a new destination.
After their Egyptian adventure, Freddie had started a replacement for his ruined notebook and had suggested the others do the same, so that now everyone had a copy if they got separated again. Four pages for each language, just as before, and now including Swedish, Japanese, Polish and with help from Mr Kapoor at the sweet shop, Hindi.
It was safe to be at Freddie’s from 11 am until 3 pm, as his quarrelsome relations were out at various lunch clubs. That is, those that hadn’t expelled Finnegan for his cantankerous behaviour. Life was certainly tricky in the Malone’s house with him there.
“Family are family,” Mr Malone pointed out, every time things got out of hand, until the day Finnegan drank most of a bottle of very special whiskey Mr Malone had been saving for Christmas. He wasn’t so forgiving after that.
Freddie’s bad winter cold had turned into a chest infection and he had been put on the strongest possible antibiotics and told to steer clear of Finnegan, who had only just recovered from a long illness himself.
Not a problem! Freddie thought.
Uncle Patrick had been absent for most of December. Freddie’s favourite relation was badly missed. He lit up any room he entered. Laughter followed him, as if he sprinkled a magic dust that allowed everyone to see the best side of life. The rumour was he was going to stay throughout Christmas, and Freddie was already excited about what Patrick might bring. On his 13th birthday he’d given Freddie the enchanted map that hung on his bedroom wall. No present was ever going to top that. The colours were rich and luxuriant. Deep burgundy and reds, blues of all shades, and so many varieties of green he’d lost count. It was a living treasure. Orange deserts shimmered and sparkled. Flecks of quartz in the paint shot tiny shards of light into the room. All the major cities were illustrated with their landmarks: the Colosseum in Rome; the Kremlin in Moscow; and Niagara Falls still had a disconcerting habit of squirting water when he walked past. But they could all see the map was pulsing with energy and strength, and new symbols appeared hourly, teasing them with possibilities.
Recently, in addition to the god of the sea, Neptune, who blew wooden galleons about the Southern Oceans, the marbled figure of Atlas had appeared at the top of the map in the west.
Every hour, he would drop the huge globe from his shoulder and launch it, as if in a tenpin bowling alley. Freddie would shout “Strike!” as it collided with Stonehenge, before the stone circles were rebuilt immediately, and an angry druid shook his fist in Atlas’s direction. The map was a great source of entertainment for Freddie.
In the Malone’s house, Christmas excitement was mounting and the ritual of decorating their lounge and tree took place around the permanently seated elderly relations who criticised the placement of every light, bauble and piece of tinsel.
“Oh! Please hurry up, Patrick,” Freddie heard his mother whisper as she hurried to make Kathleen her 100th cup of tea. Connor and Ruby had to be smuggled past the open lounge door into the cold night, both slipping down the icy path.
“Cinema at ten?” checked Freddie.
“Don’t go anywhere without us,” threatened Ruby playfully, clinging to the gatepost. Freddie watched Connor gingerly negotiate the pavement and slide away into the darkness.
Closing the door and turning back into the house, he found Finnegan blocking the hall. He spoke to Freddie at a fraction of his normal volume.
“Where are you off to, Freddie boy?”
“Nowhere. Err, she’s just joking.”
“Was that the girl with blue hair, and the fat boy? You three are always very busy aren’t you? Always up to something. What do—?” Just then a loud knock saved Freddie, and the welcome silhouette of Uncle Patrick showed through the frosted glass.
Freddie flung open the door and hugged his eccentric uncle as hard as he could. Then he stood back laughing because apart from carrying a huge bag of presents and a sack of clinking bottles, in the freezing December evening, Patrick was wearing shorts and a flashing Santa badge on his Hawaiian shirt.
Finnegan had vanished, but could still be heard. “The idiot with the silly shirts has arrived,” he shouted to Kathleen. Uncle Patrick took a deep breath as he walked into the lounge, looking like a man entering a lion’s cage.
After the evening meal, Freddie retreated to his room rather than watching TV with the volume loud enough to make your ears bleed – as Finnegan and Kathleen couldn’t hear it otherwise. His mum came up a few minutes later with his antibiotics, and kissed him on the forehead. “I’m so sorry, darlin’. They’re not here for much longer. Take your tablet now. I hope you’re feeling better in the morning.”
As soon as she closed the door, the world changed.
The lights flared with a fierce intensity like a lightning strike. Competing voices tumbled over each other, flying at Freddie from a thousand directions and meeting in the centre of his brain with perfect clarity. Swirling coloured beams played on the walls before swivelling and shooting to focus on the map. A rumbling wall of noise built behind it.
King Tutankhamun sneezed and the Yeti rushed over to wipe his nose. Suddenly everyone on the map looked ill. This felt so different from before. Freddie was mesmerised. Dramatic organ chords seemed to spell the end of the world. A feeling of doom clouded his mind.
Freddie pulled himself together and grabbed his rucksack. An electrical charge shot from the map to the door, and the sound of a hundred locks, bolts and chains, turned, clicked and rattled at once. Freddie crammed his tablets into his bag before texting:
SORRY – GOT TO GO
Neptune turned his head into the room and a chill wind made Freddie shudder even though he had his thick winter pyjamas on. He gasped as the sea god revealed the hidden side of his face which was covered in a bloody cloth. He blew the familiar tornado, causing Freddie’s clothes and possessions to circle the room in a hectic dance. With his wide eyes fixed on the map, Freddie ran through a mental checklist of his backpack’s contents, Notebook, antibiotics, antiseptic, change of clothes – I’m ready for anything, he said to himself. Suddenly, the map sprang to life as the cacophony grew. The colours of the different countries began changing, running back through history indicating their previous rulers.
Cloud formations slid across the continents like a weather report on fast-forward. The mighty oceans were alive and vast mountain ranges broke through the beautiful fabric.
Freddie watched as the Eiffel Tower shuddered, shrank and evaporated with a fizzle. His eyes were drawn upwards as the sea crashed against the White Cliffs of Dover. Then the Shard and Big Ben disappeared one after the other as the centuries scrolled back.
The River Thames surged from west to east across London, and a fraction of a second later a split followed its exact course, indicating the location of Freddie’s next adventure.
Well at least I can speak the language! Freddie thought, trying to be brave.
All he could see now was his bedroom wall gaping wide open and the vortex appearing beyond. At the sound of all the locks, bolts and chains opening again, Freddie shot towards the wall, attracted by an invisible magnetic power. A thousand church bells sounded as ragged, bandaged hands beckoned him onwards and roughly pulled him through the gap.
Once again, he was on his way.
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